Women Love Farts

I have a theory that women are attracted to farts. This is purely based on casual observation. I can work in my cubicle for days on end and no one stops by. However, if a fart (even a little freep) accidentally slips out, a female co-worker will appear immediately.

I was playing guitar last night, and thinking no one was around, happened to let one loose, Immediately the princess and her gal pal appeared.

Farts are universally funny of course. This has been confirmed by discussions with people from foreign countries. Actually, thinking back it was folks from East Germany, Hungry and Poland. Perhaps it’s just an Eastern European thing. (I’m of Czech ancestry or technically, Austro-Hungarian Empire ancestry).

The infamous campfire scene in Blazing Saddles is a classic example of fart humor. Even my mom was laughing out loud at that one. Bollywood fans will recall Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam, with Aishwarya Rai giggling at her costar’s gaseous announcement.

Finally, farts are the ultimate sign of love. When you and your sweetheart can casually rip one off in front of each other, without a second thought, it’s got to be true love.